Getting fancy: How to Tie a Tie!

Today I decided to learn how to tie a tie.... it seems like a life skill one should know, even though I am now surrounded by people who will wear scrubs to work, not suits. But I think it's good to be ready for an emergency...like a fancy party! Or what if I run into Henry Cavill (Charles Brandon from the Tudors) and his tie is awkwardly dangling and he needs my help?? Clearly, I need to be prepared for this scenario.

The internet provided me with these handy step-by-step instructions on how to accomplish this feat. My first few attempts were incredibly unimpressive.

Henry Cavill would not fall in love with me if I were to pull this kinda crap. I decided I needed help... and so I turned to our man of the house for advice. Fred provided some helpful hints, and I tried again:

A considerable improvement! Finally, I realized that if I really want to impress Henry, I have to be able to tie this on him directly... Fred was patient again and let me practice on him. Fred is the best!!Success! Henry Cavill, come find me anytime.